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	8	Felix Baker
		aka Pussy
	AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE! A cruel deception from Pussy as he deliberately caused the Dumpsters to miss the match so that he could sit around and guzzle a flagon of cheap Rose in his room.

Dumpsters Part Troix FC	0-3	Team Choc Ice
*Dumpsters failed to show up

Another low point in Dumpsters history as the team were forced to forfeit the three points due to Felix 'Pussy' Baker's inept time management. A Friday afternoon e-mail from Pussy encouraged all the players to show up at 6.20 sharp, only for the team to be devasted on arrival at the ground as they discovered kick-off had actually been 80 minutes earlier. Truly shocking stuff from Pussy which instantly earned him Dick of the Day
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