9

Martin Dibble
aka Allergies
  Scored two cracking goals in a rare contribution which was vital to the Dumpsters effort
 

5

Richard Cragg
aka Fraggle
Saves galore from Fraggle in the second half help keep the Dumpsters lead in tact
 
 
  3 Alex Sutton
aka Spal
Failed to show at the pub for a post match pint, thereby earning a second Dick of the Day in a row.
 
 
    Overall Star Rating:    4/5
 
 
 

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Name Goals Cards
3 Alex 'Spal Sutton  
4 Tim 'Ferret Preston    
5 Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg    
7 John 'School-Night' Dunn    
8 Felix 'Pussy' Baker    
9 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble  
11 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor a a
 
 
 
Dumpsters Part Troix FC

4-2

Chelsea Youth
Martin 'Allergies' Dibble 2  
Alex 'Spal' Sutton 2  
 
   
   
 
  The Dumpsters were boosted with the return of Alex 'Spal' Sutton from his weekends away with girls (maybe men) cuddling but absolutely NO sex and Ferret 'Shit Secret Santa' Preston. The only absentee for the big game was Dell 'Length' Clifton who was away for another romantic weekend. (I say weekend, maybe a week, a month who knows UTT2??)

First Half
The side was selected with Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg in net, Martin 'Allergies' Dibble, John 'Subwell' Dunn at the back with Felix 'Sun Bed' Baker in midfield and Alistair 'Onions' Taylor upfront.

The game started slowly with some good passing but no end result, UNTIL Allergies unleished a rasper with the Goal of the season that Dell's Schlong would be proud off. Admitedly Allergies was a little bit shocked with the attempt as he was actually shooting at goal and it went in! Then things got even better for the joint Man of the Match when Allergies followed up onions shot to make it 2-0. The game then slowed down and a lapse of concentration led to the Youth bringing it back to 2-1 at the break.

Second Half
As the Dumpsters tired Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg aka 'THE CAT' came into his own and pulled off some very important saves to keep the Dumpsters in the lead. In a game where we weren't playing well, and things were getting a bit scrapy, WHO are you going to call? 'The SPAL BUSTER' who poached two goals to put us 4-1 up and even with a late consolation the Dumpsters held on for a 4-2 victory to put Dumpsters 5 points clear at the top.

Managers View
"Bloody brilliant! Play badly and still win, sign of champions..."