11

Alistair Taylor
aka UTT, Onions
Scored two cracking goals and provided the team's creative engine, despite the fact that he appeared to be smuggling an entire turkey under his shirt after a marathon Christmas eating binge.
 
 
  3 Alex Sutton
aka Spal, Paula
Stole Johns woman on the Saturday then his goal on the Sunday. A truly disgraceful character who does the dirty without a second thought and with a total lack of remorse - an awful awful awful character!
 
 
    Overall Star Rating:    5/5
 
 
 

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Name Goals Cards
3 Alex 'Spal Sutton  
4 Tim 'Ferret Preston    
6 Dan 'The Length' Clifton    
7 John 'School-Night' Dunn    
8 Felix 'Pussy' Baker  
9 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble    
11 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor a
 
 
 
Dumpsters Part Troix FC

10-3

Clapham Hotspur
Felix 'Pussy' Baker 5    
Alex 'Spal' Sutton 3    
Alistair 'UTT' Taylor 2    
 
   
   
 
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