9

Felix Baker
aka Pussy
Yet again claimed top scorer with almost two goals per game, and is rapidly approaching the 50 goal mark, streets ahead at the top of the all-time goal-scoring charts.
 
 
 

7

Alex Sutton
aka Spal
Harshly awarded Dick of the Day despite scoring a hat-trick  on one occasion, but other disgraceful behaviour, including making school-nights birthday weekend an utterly miserable affair, sealed the award.
    Name DOTD Awards
1 Alex 'Spal' Sutton 3
2 Dan 'The Length' Clifton 2
=3 Tim 'Ferret' Preston 1
=3 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor 1
=3 Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg 1
=6 Felix 'Pussy' Baker 0
=6 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble 0
=6 John 'School-Night' Dunn 0
 
  An up and down season for the Dumpsters, which started with 5 straight wins, putting the team well clear at the top of the table and firm favourites for the title. The pressure began to tell in the run-in though, as just 4 points were picked up from the last 5 games. The climax to the season was the final day title showdown with Non-Sensible soccer. The Dumpsters started a point behind and needed a win to take the title but they never showed up and suffered a pasting at the hands of their rivals. It was still one of The Dumpsters most successful seasons to date though, and the team can take pride in gaining their first ever promotion.
 
 
 
 Date Comp Opposition Result Score Match Report
25th Nov '07 C Non-Sensible Soccer W 7-5 View
2nd Dec '07 C Clapham Hotspur W 10-1 View
9th Dec '07 C Chelsea Youth W 4-2 View
16th Dec '07 C Groin Hammer W 3-0* View
 C H R I S T M A S     B R E A K
6th Jan '08 C Clapham Hotspur  W 10-3  View
13th Jan '08 C Cheung Ki Koks Warriors  L 1-3 View
20th Jan '08 C Groin Hammer  W  12-4 View
27th Jan '08 C Kings Arsenal  L  3-5 View
3rd Feb '08 C Kings Arsenal D 2-2 View
10th Feb '08 C Non-Sensible Soccer  L  3-10 View

   * indicates no-show

 
 
 
 

Team

P W D L F A GD Pts
1 Non-Sensible Soccer 10 7 2 1 70 32 +38 23
2 Dumpsters Part Troix FC 10 6 1 3 55 35 +20 19
3 Cheung Ki Koks Warriors 10 5 2 3 48 38 +10 17
4 Kings Arsenal 10 5 1 4 46 32 +14 16
5 Groin Hammer 10 2 0 8 29 68 -39 6
6 Clapham Hotspur 10 2 0 8 25 68 -43 6
   
 
 
 

Name

P Goals MOM DOTD
1 Felix 'Pussy' Baker 9 19 1 0 0 0
2 Alex 'Spal' Sutton 7 10 0 3 0 0
3 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor 8 5 3 1 0 0
4 Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg 7 5 1½ 1 0 0
5 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble 8 4 ½ 0 0 0
6 Tim 'Anal Bead' Preston 6 2 0 1 0 0
7 Dan 'The Length' Clifton 5 1 0 2 0 0
8 John 'School-Night' Dunn 9 0 0 0 0 0