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 Felix Baker
aka Pussy
A dramatic turnaround for Pussy, who was resounding winner of Dick of the Season in season 1. This term he upped his goal ratio, netting 6 times in 5 appearances, and  providing the only high point in a farcical season for the team.
 
 
  4 Tim Preston
aka Ferret
Awarded to Ferret for a mixture of shoddy keeping and disastrous own goals. Only  a narrow victor over School-Night and Spal in a closely fought competition.
    Name DOTD Awards
1 Tim 'Ferret' Preston 2
2 John 'School-Night' Dunn 1½
3 Alex 'Spal' Sutton 1
=4 Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg ½
=4 Dan 'The Length' Clifton ½
=4 Felix 'Pussy' Baker ½
=7 Dan 'Psycho' Sykes 0
=7 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble 0
=7 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor 0
 
  A disastrous season for the Dumpsters, 6 defeats from 7 matches played with just one battling draw. Three points were picked up when Team Starbucks failed to show up but it was far too little, far too late, as relegation to the championship was already assured. A severe lack of goals was a major problem for the side, with previous top scorers Spal and The length failing to find their shooting boots.
 
 
 
 Date Comp Opposition Result Score Match Report
 3rd June 2007 PL SA Warriors L 2-6 View
 10th June 2007 PL Frankie's Italian Bar & Grill L 5-7 View
 17th June 2007 PL Waitrose Wanderers D 3-3 View
 24th June 2007 PL Digital Rinse L 2-11 View
 1st July 2007 PL Cheung Ki Koks Warriors L 2-9 Ask Martin
 8th July 2007 PL Wolseley Boys L 2-6 View
 15th July 2007 PL Team Starbucks (failed to appear) - - -
F Wolseley Boys L 3-9 View
 
 
 
 

Team

 P W D L F A GD Pts
1 Digital Rinse 7 6 0 1 50 29 +21 18
2 Wolseley Boys 7 5 0 2 38 32 +6 15
3 Waitrose Wanderers 7 4 1 2 38 29 +9 13
4 SA Warriors 7 3 2 2 32 24 +8 11
5 Team Starbucks 7 2 1 4 28 32 -4 7
6 Cheung Ki Koks Warriors 7 2 1 4 22 28 -6 7
7 Frankie's Italian Bar & Grill 7 2 0 5 24 34 -10 6
8 Dumpsters Part Troix FC 7 1 1 5 19 43 -24 4
   
 
 
 

Name

 P Goals MOM
1 Felix 'Pussy' Baker 5 6 2 0 0
2 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor 4 3 1 0 0
3 Alex 'Spal' Sutton 5 2 1 0 0
4 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble 4 2 0 0 0
5 Tim 'Anal Bead' Preston 4 1 0 0 0
=6 Dan 'The Length' Clifton 6 1 0 0 0
=6 John 'School-Night' Dunn 6 1 0 0 0
8 Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg 4 0 1 0 0
9 Dan 'Psycho' Sykes 1 0 0 0 0