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  12th JUNE 2008 - DUMPSTERS SHAME AS SIDE FAILS TO SHOW

The Dumpsters failed to show up for Sunday's game as the club reached a new low. With only 3 gifted points to their name this season and four resounding defeats, it's difficult to know where the club can go from here. Relegation to the lowest level of competitive football seems like only the beginning...
   
   
 
 Date Comp Opposition Result Score Kick Off
18th May 2008 C Hammersmith & Fulham Boys W 3-0* 17.40
  F Randoms L 3-7  
25th May 2008 C Fanettes United L 4-9 18.20
1st June 2008 C Gumtree SSP L 3-11 17.40
8th June 2008 C Winstanley Rangers L 0-3* 17.40
15th June 2008 C Clapham Hotspur     18.20
22nd June 2008 C Wilde New Boys     17.40
29th June 2008 C Team Goa     18.20

   * Indicates no-show
   
   
 
   

Team

 P W D L F A GD Pts
1 Wilde New Boys 4 3 1 0 40 12 +28 10
2 Winstanley Rangers 4 3 0 1 20 15 +5 9
3 Gumtree SSP 4 2 0 2 14 9 +5 6
4 Fanettes United 4 2 0 2 26 24 +2 6
5 Team Goa 4 2 0 2 13 20 -7 6
6 Clapham Hotspur 4 2 0 2 13 24 -11 6
7 Dumpsters Part Troix FC 4 1 0 3 10 23 -13 3
8 Hammersmith & Fulham Boys 4 0 1 3 7 16 -9 1
 
   
 
   

Name

 P Goals MOM DOTD
1 Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg 3 3 0 1 0 0
2 John 'School-Night' Dunn 1 2 1 0 0 0
3 Alex 'Spal' Sutton 3 2 0 0 0 0
4 Dan 'The Length' Clifton 3 1 0 0 0 0
5 Rowland 'The Stripper' Stripp 2 1 0 0 0 0
6 Felix 'Pussy' Baker 1 1 0 0 0 0
7 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble 2 0 0 0 0 0
=8 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor 1 0 0 0 0 0
=8 Tim 'Anal Bead' Preston 1 0 0 0 0 0
   
   
 
   

Name

 P Goals MOM GPG
1 Felix 'Pussy' Baker 37 54 4 1.46 0 0
2 Alex 'Spal' Sutton 38 40 3 1.05 0 0
3 Martin 'Allergies' Dibble 35 16 2 0.48 0 1
4 Dan 'The Length' Clifton 30 16 1.5 0.53 0 0
5 Alistair 'UTT' Taylor 23 15 3 0.65 0 0
6 Tim 'Anal Bead' Preston 27 13 3 0.48 0 0
7 Richard 'Fraggle' Cragg 34 13 2.5 0.38 0 0
8 John 'School-Night' Dunn 30 8 1 0.27 0 0